can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I
can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
cannot tolerate the proliferation of this paperwork any longer. It is
useless to fight the forms. We must kill the people producing them."
"We have to keep a fence between Nestea and the audience because he will actually just kill any nerd he sees."
"You get half credit, I kill you last."
well, whenever you find anything about anyone else's code you don't
like, you blame it for the Ariane 5 rocket explosion."
"An armed society is a polite society."
"When faced with two plans, choose the bolder of the two."
"And therefore I believe that Carthage must be destroyed."
most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is
by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We
"Against stupidity, even the Gods struggle in vain."
"Veni, Vedi, Vici"
"I am only truly at peace while killing zombies."
all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its
victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under
robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber
baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be
satiated: but those who torment us for our own good will torment us
without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking. "
say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by
the which I meane, Any that can in turn call up somewhat against you,
whereby your powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser,
lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than
"That is not dead which can forever lie; and with strange aeons even death may die."
"There is no great genius without some touch of madness."
"Sometimes the greatest of dangers can be avoided through the judicious application of blunt trauma."
"Let's try and discard any preconceived notions you might have about the Terror Corps. You'd better discard them!"
"OH MY GOD WARNING!!!!"
"And how many days to get there WRITHING IN AGONY?"
"If you see the big guy, tell him he's a loser!"
"Screw those commie bastards and screw their wussy space station."
"Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!"
"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
killed ten thousand and I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance,
it wasn't for greed; it was because I liked it. I was Death. Death on a
"Now I show you some trick or two, American asshole!"
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."
"So many assholes...so few bullets."
"I am now authorized to use physical force!"
"Your assistant is quite special. I look forward to raping her at your funeral."
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
"'More human than human' is our motto."
"Let me tell you about my mother."
-- The Quintessential Maggot
"Let the Cyberrhino of Justice decide!"
"Play not with those who play with themselves!"
"That's not a small moon... it's a desert tray!"
"Kayokayokay: checkit!" -- The Bulbous Maggott
"Hospice of Justice
322005. Situation: critical. We are out of Oreos. The crew is trying to
subsist on cheezits and pretzels, but we cannot last long."
"Failure to report to DC-9 on schedule will result in your being scheduled for death."
"First, the Rolly Polly. Stated without bias, this is surely an armored juggernaut of unstoppable death."
"I live to die!"