QUOTES

Quotes from Real Life:

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
-- Kyongsu Son

"We cannot tolerate the proliferation of this paperwork any longer. It is useless to fight the forms. We must kill the people producing them."
-- Attributed to Vladimir Kabaidze, Director of the Ivanovo Machine Works near Moscow, in a speech before the annual Communist Party Congress, 1936.

"We have to keep a fence between Nestea and the audience because he will actually just kill any nerd he sees."
-- Tasteless

"You get half credit, I kill you last."
--Jeff Woods, Maintenance Programmer for Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided

"Yeah, well, whenever you find anything about anyone else's code you don't like, you blame it for the Ariane 5 rocket explosion."
-- Joshua Bloch

"An armed society is a polite society."
-- Robert Heinlein

"When faced with two plans, choose the bolder of the two."
-- Erwin Rommel

"And therefore I believe that Carthage must be destroyed."
--Marcus Porcius Cato

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
-- Nathaniel Borenstein

"Against stupidity, even the Gods struggle in vain."
-- Friedrich von Schiller

"Veni, Vedi, Vici"
-- Julius Caesar

"I am only truly at peace while killing zombies."
-- madbot

"...without caffeine to protect you from sleep, you'll likely become 1/3rd less productive..."
-- ovrskeek

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated: but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
-- C..S. Lewis

"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking. "
-- Ferdinand Foch at the Battle of the Marne

Quotes from Literature:

"I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by the which I meane, Any that can in turn call up somewhat against you, whereby your powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to Answer, and shall commande more than you."
-- H.P. Lovecraft, a letter from Simon Orne, in "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward"

"That is not dead which can forever lie; and with strange aeons even death may die."
-- H.P. Lovecraft, quoting the Necronomicon in "The Nameless City"

"There is no great genius without some touch of madness."
-- Seneca in "Epistles"

"Sometimes the greatest of dangers can be avoided through the judicious application of blunt trauma."
-- Yeel in "The House of Yeel"

"Let's try and discard any preconceived notions you might have about the Terror Corps. You'd better discard them!"
-- Terror Bot 769 in "Terror Bot 769"

"OH MY GOD WARNING!!!!"
-- Warning system on board Kre's personal assault craft in "Diary of a Death Machine"

"And how many days to get there WRITHING IN AGONY?"
-- High Lord Kre in "Diary of a Death Machine"

Quotes from TV and Movies:

"If you see the big guy, tell him he's a loser!"
-- Mirvina in "Hudson Hawk"

"Screw those commie bastards and screw their wussy space station."
-- President of the United States in "South Park"

"Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!"
-- Mr. Burns in "The Simpsons"

"That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"
-- Hudson in "Aliens"

"I killed ten thousand and I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance, it wasn't for greed; it was because I liked it. I was Death. Death on a horse."
-- Methos in "Highlander"

"Now I show you some trick or two, American asshole!"
-- Hussein from "Bloodsport"

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
-- Marla Singer from "Fight Club"

"Dodge this."
-- Trinity from "The Matrix"

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."
-- Nada in "They Live"

"So many assholes...so few bullets."
-- Ford Fairlane in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"

"I am now authorized to use physical force!"
-- ED-209 in "Robocop"

"Your assistant is quite special. I look forward to raping her at your funeral."
-- Smiley in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"

"Bob, gun."
-- The Joker in "Batman"

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
-- Blain in "Predator"

"'More human than human' is our motto."
-- Tyrell in "Blade Runner"

"Let me tell you about my mother."
-- Leon in "Blade Runner"

Quotes from the Maggot Book of Quotes:

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. And I am a fucking genius!"
--
 The Quintessential Maggot

"Let the Cyberrhino of Justice decide!"
-- High Lord Kre

"Play not with those who play with themselves!"
-- Crazy Harold

"That's not a small moon... it's a desert tray!"
-- stratman

"Kayokayokay: checkit!" -- The Bulbous Maggott

"Hospice of Justice
Stronghold of forces for good
Or mausoleum?"
-- ovrskeek

"Stardate 322005. Situation: critical. We are out of Oreos. The crew is trying to subsist on cheezits and pretzels, but we cannot last long."
-- unascribed

"Failure to report to DC-9 on schedule will result in your being scheduled for death."
-- unascribed

"First, the Rolly Polly. Stated without bias, this is surely an armored juggernaut of unstoppable death."
-- The Quintessential Maggot

"I live to die!"
-- Unidentified space marine

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